Cutest dog in Texas my ass!

I know everyone has been on the edge of their seats wondering whether or not my dog won the "Cutest Dog in Texas" contest sponsored by HEB. Sadly, she didn't win, nor did she place. I've posted a picture of the winning dogs in the medium-size category. Can you believe it? Are you as appalled as I am? Seriously. In fact, the winning dogs in the small and large categories were also wearing props and promoting some kind of HEB product. It's okay. I know in my heart that Phoebe is cutest the dog in the world, much less Texas!